Bake-off Lover T-Shirts

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Full English Breakfast.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Happy Birthday to you.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Cake Escape

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'It's all homemade.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.