Bake-off Fanatic Pillows

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Sausages.

Punt Cake

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Panettone

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

Cake Walk.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Be careful, you don't wanna over-knead it."

'We need more cake shows!'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

He always bring in cream cakes on his birthday

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

Dog Stripper.

The best baker in Bath!

'Aw - cute!'

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Library Books.

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"