Baking Fanatic Pillows

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'Aw - cute!'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Counting ribs

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Punt Cake

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Cake Friday!

Baking

Panettone

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'