Bake-off Dreamer Gifts

Baking

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Today's special... donuts.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Doughboy Dad

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Zorro as a child.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid