Comedic Cook-offs Gifts

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Double Saxophone

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Beard helper

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Frozen Fish

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'All you can eat, burgers.'

'Sorry, this table is taken.'

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Our Village Industrial Competition.

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

"You don't need tech support. You have those on backwards."