Comedic Competitors Gifts

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Footballer playing for time

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Man fights with his shadow.

Choir wearing masks.

Searching for condom.

Javelin

"If only the men could see my fun side."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

Dodge Ball City.

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

"You don't need tech support. You have those on backwards."

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

Supporters tour.

Singer.

'You've hit the bull.'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'