Comedic Competitors Prints

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Footballer playing for time

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Man fights with his shadow.

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Searching for condom.

Choir wearing masks.

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

Javelin

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

"You don't need tech support. You have those on backwards."

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

Supporters tour.

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

"My doctor gave me the O.K. to go ahead and die during sex."

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

" 'Over there, over there...' "