Comedic Partners Prints

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Diving Cat.

Double Saxophone

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

Flying Ear Specialist

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

Searching for condom.

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

"I'm thinking of investing. Do you invest?"

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"You don't need tech support. You have those on backwards."

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

"You know times are tough when a rugged voice saying 'We're all in this together' dubbed over footage of an SUV snaking down a mountain road is comforting."

"My doctor gave me the O.K. to go ahead and die during sex."