Comedic Corporate Player Prints

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Jumble Sale

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'

'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Searching for condom.

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"I'm thinking of investing. Do you invest?"

"What do you think of the new window display?" "It's the first time we've ever shown a prophet."