Comedic Duelists Prints

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Man fights with his shadow.

The New Greek Crisis

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

Sword Fight

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

Poets Arguing

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

'I'm looking for the game with the fewest pieces, so that when I lose you'll have less to pick up after I throw the board.'

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'

"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."

Unrequited Love

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'