Kitchen Duelists Prints

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

Come dine with me!

Party time.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

The New Greek Crisis

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"