Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast Pillows

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Church Basement Foodie

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"I feel a draft."

Mom's House O' Chili.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Chilli

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

"It's the new church organ."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"We've always had an open door AND an open window policy."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

Pepper's Costume

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"It's so much easier dragging the kids to church in the winter."

'A bowl of chili, please.', 'Is that for business or pleasure?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Menu. The Chili is our Special of the Day. The stew is our Week in Review.

"Sorry about that. Lenny accidentally used jumping beans."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'