Gourmet Chili Enthusiast Pillows

Feeding the troops chilli in biological warfare.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbeque Casualty.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I feel a draft."

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Chilli

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog BBQ

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Mom's House O' Chili.

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue in the snow.

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

Marty's Burgers. Under One Billion Served.