Chilli Lover Pillows

"So you've got a knife, I've been chopping chillies all day and I haven't washed my hands!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Silence of the Chickens...

Satya Nutella

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'The Burrito King.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'