Chilli Champion Pillows

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Much ado list"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"I feel a draft."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

Chi Kick

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

The First Tattoo

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."