Chili Challengers Pillows

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"It'll never be ready in time."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Santa Elevator

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

Old man learning to ice skate

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

"Who made this mess?"

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'