Chili Challengers Pillows

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Santa Elevator

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

Old man learning to ice skate

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

"Who made this mess?"

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'