Chocolate Challenger Pillows

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Here's your problem."

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

Old man learning to ice skate