Charity Challenger Pillows

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'What is the minimum contribution needed to be considered a philanthropist?'

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

"I gave at the office!"

"I would give you money but you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Lawnmower

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

'Are we having fun yet?'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"What are we doing wrong?"