Charity Challenger Mugs

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'What is the minimum contribution needed to be considered a philanthropist?'

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

"I gave at the office!"

"I would give you money but you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Sinking sales

'Are we having fun yet?'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'