Charity Challengers Mugs

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Sinking sales

'Are we having fun yet?'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Schrodinger's kittens

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'