Charity Challengers Gifts

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Sinking sales

'Are we having fun yet?'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'