Charity Champion Gifts

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

Honey badger do care.

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

'This isn't rocket science, Chuck. You donate $1,000 to a charity. You feel good. That's it.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'Before you get upset - maybe he's selling tickets for something.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"You have nothing to lose but your change"

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

"Greedy, meet needy."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

'Any other ways you 'give back' than to the I.R.S.?'

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

Out Door Relief - The Old Poor Law System in e. 19th England

Professional fund raisers giving nothing to non-rpofits.

"Let us through! we're charity fundraisers."

"He's stressing about giving one large donation or a bunch of small ones."

Happy Movember.

"I simply can't say no!"

'Are we having fun yet...'

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

"A bake sale may be tried and true, Isabel, but our foundation is trying to raise 5 million dollars here."

Musical solidarity

Save me versus Feed me.

Coupon for the Poor

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

'When the charity recommended 'Giving a goat for Christmas' they meant to the Third World!'

'Not another charity shop.'

Appeals on Wheels.

'That would be too easy - I'm doing a sponsored walk.'

"I knew you wouldn't want to miss the office collection."