Charity Champions Gifts

Non-Profit-Organization

'Shipwrecked or not I never miss sending out my annual contributions.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'Alzheimers Society Raffle' "You won't forget to make the draw will you?"

"We wouldn't have to come here if Goldilocks hadn't stolen our porridge."

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Ex-paras in the British Legion

'Don't spend £4.00 to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for £1.50!'

"Charitable giving, recycling, compassion for the poor and needy. . . good, good. . . quick look at the social med - Holy Mother Of God!"

"Forget Movember, I'm doing Maovember."

'Help support Santa off-season.'

Chugger on the Moon

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

Tithe for Dial-A-Prayer

'Arms for the poor'

Charities 'should do more' to make volunteering attractive to older people.

"During the collection, please remember that the road to our church is currently paved with good intentions."

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

'Hello, I'm kicking a can across the country to promote armlessness. Care to sponsor me?'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Remember when they said we'd meet our food drive goal if everyone brought in two cans?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.