Philanthropy Champions Gifts

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Human Rights for All

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

Alms Bank

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'