Philanthropy Gifts

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

Inequality SeeSaw

Corruption.

Business men in street looking at poster, "It must be hard living in a country where the rich and the powerful completely ignore the needs of the less fortunate"

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

Although Jeremy raised enough money to feed a small African village for a week, he used eough baked beans to feed a large African village for a month.

To Donate Please Go To My Website.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'You have what is known as 'gifting exhaustion'.'

Too Much Money

'I don't care if it is a worthy cause, next time make an appointment.'

Honey badger do care.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."

All profits go directly to charity

Ignore the problem $5

Now accepting anonymous donations

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

'This isn't rocket science, Chuck. You donate $1,000 to a charity. You feel good. That's it.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'I'm giving an anonymous donation to charity, but I hope they find out it's me.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."