Philanthropy T-Shirts

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

Inequality SeeSaw

Corruption.

Business men in street looking at poster, "It must be hard living in a country where the rich and the powerful completely ignore the needs of the less fortunate"

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

Although Jeremy raised enough money to feed a small African village for a week, he used eough baked beans to feed a large African village for a month.

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'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'You have what is known as 'gifting exhaustion'.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."

Too Much Money

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'I don't care if it is a worthy cause, next time make an appointment.'

Honey badger do care.

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"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'This isn't rocket science, Chuck. You donate $1,000 to a charity. You feel good. That's it.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'Samaritans, mission control'