Community Challenger Gifts

'We're members of the shrinking middle class.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My email is down... talk to me."

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Social Worker

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"Thank you."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Bubbling

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Violence against children.

Please seat to be weighted.

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Egalitarian family

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

I shop locally!

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."