Corporate Challengers Mugs

"Believe it or not - that's the chairman of our board!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Bee Chess

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Santa Elevator

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Fight on the top

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Workers' Rights

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."