Compassionate Challenger Mugs

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"I'm feeling generous."

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Asking for trouble hotline...How may I direct your conscience?'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Mothers are Heroes

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

Water carriers/bearers.

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

Bet You're Chicken!

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"I hate playing with pros!"