Compassionate Campaigner Mugs

No animal testing!

"It's from the food bank. They've granted us an overdraft."

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

TRUMP

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Vote

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"