Ethical Campaigner Mugs

"...and, if elected, I promise to do anything for money."

Labor abuse

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

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Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Fahrenheit 911.

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"It's not easy being green…"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

Friends of the Earth

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Voting Difficulties

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'