Ethical Campaigner Prints

"...and, if elected, I promise to do anything for money."

Labor abuse

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"It's not easy being green…"

Friends of the Earth

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

Tony Blair

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Voting Difficulties

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"