Compassionate Campaigner Pillows

No animal testing!

"It's from the food bank. They've granted us an overdraft."

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Save Our Lagoons

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

Vote

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

TRUMP

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