Charitable Champions Pillows

"This donation to the garden club is generous, could you clarify if it is annual or perennial?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Social Worker

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"Thank you."

"What are we doing wrong?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Schrodinger's kittens

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"