Charitable Champions T-Shirts

"This donation to the garden club is generous, could you clarify if it is annual or perennial?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Social Worker

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Thank you."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Schrodinger's kittens

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"