Chocolate Challenger Prints

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Here's your problem."

"Come on, let me see the picture."

Old man learning to ice skate

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."