Cheese Challenger Pillows

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Lawnmower

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

The Running of the Brie

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Choice hellhole

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Sandwich snob.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'