Checkers Challenger Pillows

"Okay Sonny, what's your game?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Sweep the board.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"Here's your problem."

'Your turn.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'Checkmate!'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Old man learning to ice skate

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'Cheetah!'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'