Checkers Challenger Pillows

"Okay Sonny, what's your game?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Sweep the board.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Here's your problem."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Your turn.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Checkmate!'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

10 items or less

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Old man learning to ice skate

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Cheetah!'