Chess Challenger Pillows

"Wanna play chess, Baldo?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

I always suspected the Clippers owner Donald Sterling was a racist. I used to be a sportscaster. I covered the Clippers for a while. Played chess with him after the game once. I opened by moving the black pawn to C5. Oh, no. Don

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fisher a Message...

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Prawn Amend

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

Chess on TV

Trickle down

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Pawn Stars

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'