Cheese Champion Pillows

Mouse Party

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Cheese Secret

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Studying String Cheese Theory

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.