Cheese Champion Mugs

Mouse Party

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Cheese Secret

Studying String Cheese Theory

Holy Macaroni,

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.