Mouse Party
Cheese Champion Gifts
Looking for a delightful gift for the cheese enthusiast in your life? Our cheese champion collection features humorous and thoughtful products designed to bring a smile to their face. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find the perfect item that caters to their cheesy passion and love for all things dairy. These unique creations are sure to make any cheese lover feel appreciated and recognized in their own cheesy way.
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
The wonderful world of cheese.
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
The Main Types of Cheese
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
I love Cannelloni
"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"
CAUTION: Creative genius at work
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
Not much money, glory, or praise
'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'
"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."
Stratigraphy
"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."
The worm that churned!
Cheese Pile
'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'
Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.
The Shakespeares Dine Out.
Cheese Secret
Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!
'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'
"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."
The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.
Studying String Cheese Theory
"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."
Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.
Cheese Champion Gifts Collection
Cheese Champion Mugs
Discover our full range of cheese champion mugs — perfect for the true cheese lover who enjoys a good laugh or a cheesy pun with their favorite beverage.
Cheese Champion Pillows
Check out our cheese champion pillows — cozy, humorous decor for any cheese enthusiast’s living space.
Cheese Champion Prints
Browse our cheese champion prints — eye-catching art that celebrates their cheesy passion and adds personality to any room.
Cheese Champion T-Shirts
Explore our collection of cheese champion t-shirts — comfy and witty designs that let them wear their cheesy pride with style.