Chocolate Champion Gifts

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'That's it, try to knock the thief out. . . with the out-of-date chocolate bars!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Dessert Storm Veteran

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

The best baker in Bath!

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

Don't binge and drive.

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

Candies and diet pills

Mouse Party

"I don't need to go trick or treat. I just ordered a bunch of candy on the internet."