Cheesecake Champion Gifts

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

His Her Cakes

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Bake-a-thon.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Big Burgers.

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

'Read my hips. Don't order the chocolate cheesecake.'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'You the one who ordered a little cheesecake?'

Doris turns to crime

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Mouse Party

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"We've got your results back...your weight problem is 18% genetic and 82% cheesecake!"

Thoreau's secret diary

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

'Are you JOKING? There's a triple chocolate cheesecake in there!'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."