Cheesecake Connoisseur Gifts

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

Cheese

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

I love Cannelloni

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Cake Friday!

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'