Cheesy Connoisseur Gifts

The wonderful world of cheese.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Trail mix?"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

The Main Types of Cheese

Our visit to the flan factory.

Chocolate Shop

Cheese

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Full English Breakfast.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Electric Blanket.

The Running of the Brie

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground