Cheesy Aficionado Gifts

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Too much sugar."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Flying sauces.

Bubble gum leaves

Cheese

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Table Of The Elephants

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'