Cheesy Aficionado Gifts

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

The wonderful world of cheese.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Too much sugar."

Bubble gum leaves

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Flying sauces.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

French wine

Cheese

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Pope tarts.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Table Of The Elephants

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Boy defends his last fry.