Cheesy Film Fan Gifts

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'It was great. I hated it.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Filming Christmas

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Michael Caine

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

50 Year Celebrations.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Ronald Reagan

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.