Cheesy Humor Lover Gifts

"I'm head over heels about you."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'You had me at hell.'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Keister Island.

The Living End.

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

GM food

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Last Tango in Wisconsin