Cheesy Humor Lover Pillows

"I'm head over heels about you."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'You had me at hell.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

The Living End.

Keister Island.

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

GM food

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Last Tango in Wisconsin

Let's play hide-the-sausage!